SIM EP 369 Pod 108: Helping refugees, saving businesses, and not counting calories
Standard Issue Podcast
Standard Issue
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2020
⏱️ 84 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats. |
| 0:11.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
| 0:15.0 | Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Standard Issue for all women. |
| 0:35.0 | Hello and welcome to episode 108 of the Standard Issue Podzine. |
| 0:40.0 | I'm Mickey Noonan and this weekend I had not one but two baking fails the |
| 0:45.2 | precious eggs. Oh no what happened? The dreaded soggy bottom in one cake and |
| 0:50.9 | then sconds that were a bit too doughy? Well I think a soggy bottom in a cake is all right personally. I mean it doesn't necessarily look as |
| 1:00.0 | presentationally good but who doesn't like cake batter? We were eating the |
| 1:03.7 | fuckers don't worry about that. I'm usually pretty good at baking so I took it |
| 1:07.3 | quite hard. I'm Hannah Dunleavy and 95% of my internet searches now start, can you microwave blank? |
| 1:16.0 | What's your best find? |
| 1:18.0 | This weekend I've microwave sausages. |
| 1:20.0 | I mean they're cooked but they don't taste great. |
| 1:22.0 | I found them at the bottom of the |
| 1:23.3 | freezer rubeob crumble I'm interested what Google threw up though because |
| 1:28.2 | sometimes when you put searches in like that it throws up some really interesting stuff |
| 1:31.6 | oh yeah I mean like my cock was number three or whatever. |
| 1:35.0 | I'm Jen Offord and I've learnt quite a lot about the Rocky film franchise in the last 24 hours so don't tell me my time in lockdown has been wasted. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. A. A. A. A. A. didn't know more about the Rocky Film franchise before now. |
| 1:56.1 | Hannah, I don't know if you know this, but you're talking to Jen. |
| 1:58.9 | Yeah. Jen who has no popular culture references. |
| 2:01.3 | I've told you already Hannah you know this |
| 2:04.0 | about me that the only one I had previously seen until quite recently actually I saw |
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