SIM Ep 3: Calman, Caulfield and Millican

Standard Issue Podcast

Standard Issue

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2016

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Highlights from Standard Issue In Conversation at Glasgow Comedy Festival 2016. Our Editor Mickey Noonan wrangles a panel of brilliant, smart and hilarious women as they talk about feminism, gravy and hammers. Featuring Sarah Millican, Jo Caulfield and Susan Calman.

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0:00.0	Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.
0:11.0	So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app.
0:20.1	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:23.5	Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:27.5	Yeah, I think I have. I should take a double check for the car wheel.
0:31.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:35.0	Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know?
0:39.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:41.0	I got a hair thing.
0:42.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.
0:50.0	Welcome to Standard Issue. This is a recording of an in-conversation event we held at the Glasgow Comedy Festival. Women and gentlemen please welcome to the stage Sarah Milliken
1:11.6	Joe Corfield, Susan Cowlin, Standard Issue Editor Mickey Noonan. Hi, hi.
1:27.0	Hi.
1:28.0	Hi.
1:29.0	Hi.
1:30.0	It was.
1:32.0	It was. That's why I've got my fleece on.
1:34.0	I'm not an idiot. I brought a fleece, it's Glasgow.
1:37.0	Are you going to keep that on all night?
1:40.0	Probably it's still a bit chilly.
1:41.0	Eh, no.
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