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🗓️ 9 August 2017
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats. |
0:11.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
0:15.0 | Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. |
0:20.0 | Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like. |
0:23.5 | Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct? |
0:27.5 | Yeah, I think I have. I should take the double check for the car wheel. |
0:31.0 | Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million. |
0:35.0 | Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know? |
0:39.0 | You have the best Christmas ever. |
0:41.0 | I got a hair... |
0:42.0 | This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be |
0:48.4 | 18 or over. And the Standard issue for all women. |
1:03.0 | Hello there are Standard Issue for all women. |
1:13.0 | Hello there excellent humans, welcome to episode 8 of the standard issue pod scene. |
1:17.0 | I'm Mickey Noonan and I'm just back from my little brother's wedding |
1:20.0 | where I was best woman. |
1:22.0 | Aas all round. I'm joined by. Ahs all round. |
1:23.0 | I'm joined by. |
1:24.0 | I'm Hanlaidy, |
1:25.0 | and I once cried on an episode of Think It Do It. |
1:28.0 | And I'm Jen Offord, and one of the two times I've been to the O2 Arena |
1:31.0 | was to see Simply Red, but I didn't pay for the tickets. |
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