Standard issue for all women.

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of normal skin and hair.

Thanks very much for coming.

I'm Mickey, this is Jen, this is Hannah, screenwriter Sarah Phelps,

and comedian Sarah Pasco.

What is abnormal skin and hair?

What's abnormal skin and hair?

Purple skin and hair that smells of toilets.

You will see it later, don't tag me in any picture.

I'm on Instagram please. Is that when you go full Charles a second?

Yeah.

I look like this morning.

Hannah, I think you're kicking off,. I am I would like to know

Sarah you are a comedian but you are also a writer and Sarah obviously a writer I would like to

know how you go about the business of writing. Do you have a routine?

Do you have to get into a certain mindset? Let's start with Sarah Phelps.

Oh shit.

You're much better. My routine for getting into writing is I go home after pitching and they say

yeah we'll go for that and I go home and I go like oh Christ

let's watch Holmes under the hammer I low on the floor for a bit I cry some hot

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