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🗓️ 19 July 2017
⏱️ 82 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats. |
0:11.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
0:15.0 | Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. |
0:20.0 | Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like. |
0:23.5 | Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct? |
0:27.5 | Yeah, I think I have. I should take the double check for the car wheel. |
0:31.0 | Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million. |
0:35.0 | Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know? |
0:39.0 | You have the best Christmas ever. |
0:41.0 | I got a hair... |
0:42.0 | This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be |
0:48.4 | 18 or over. You're going to be. Standard issue for all women. |
1:13.0 | Hello, welcome to the Standard Issue Podsen. |
1:16.0 | We're recording live at latitude. |
1:18.0 | Give us a cheer latitude. |
1:20.0 | That's the stuff. |
1:22.0 | I'm Mickey Noonan and I used to write sex copy for Ladsmags which |
1:26.7 | means I can tell you with some authority that there are four positions and everything |
1:31.0 | else is a variation on a theme. I'm joined by. I'm Hannah Dunleavy and to you people at least I'm seemingly preferable to Mumford and sons. |
1:41.0 | And I'm Jen Offord and I've smelled better. |
1:45.0 | Later on, we're joined by comedian broadcaster and guilty feminist Deborah Francis White |
1:50.0 | and comedian and actor Susie Wacoma. |
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