SIM Ep 15 Pod 3: festivals, PDAs, Japanese love pillows and bibbidi-bobbidi-eww

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Society & Culture

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🗓️ 21 June 2017

⏱️ 65 minutes

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It’s episode three of our podcast and it’s a jam-packed, sequin-strewn corker. And yeah, that’s bragging, but seriously: the ridicu-funny Kiri Pritchard-McLean gives us the lowdown on how to rule at doing festivals, Ashley Davies has some tips on the social PDAs best avoided if you’re slightly uptight/a normal human being and our Mickey Noonan chats to comedian, broadcaster and guilty feminist, Deborah Frances-White. Sarah Millican’s back answering another hot question (this one from one of you lovely lot) and the team – Mickey, Jen and Hannah – decide whether Disney’s original Cinderella is bibbidi-bobbidi-boo or bibbidi-boobidi-eww. Go on, hazard a guess. ADMIN: Our music was composed and recorded by Barry Hilton, all rights reserved. Thanks to David Young, Mary Young and John Clare for their help with the stings.We have an archive full of excellent articles at www.standardissuemagazine.com.You can write to us at [email protected], follow us on Twitter at @StandardIssueUK or find us on Facebook and Instagram.All of our podcasts are available on iTunes and Podomatic.

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0:00.0	Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.
0:11.0	So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app.
0:19.9	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:23.5	Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:27.5	Yeah, I think I have. I should take the double check for the car wheel.
0:31.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:35.0	Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know?
0:39.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:41.0	I got a hair...
0:42.0	This Christmas, it could be you.
0:44.0	The National Lottery.
0:46.0	Rules and procedures apply.
0:48.0	Players must be 18 or over. You're going to be. Standard issue for all women.
1:03.0	Aye matees and welcome aboard. Standard Issue for all women.
1:13.0	Aoy matees and welcome aboard episode 3 of the Standard Issue podcast.
1:17.0	I'm Mickey Noonan and I once got stuck up a tree and had to be rescued by firefighters.
1:22.0	I was 34 years old. I wasn't I was 10. I'm joined by.
1:26.0	I'm Hannah Dunlemy and my mother frequently confuses narcolepsy and necrophilia, which is only really a problem when she tells people she thinks I have it.
1:37.0	And I'm Jen Offord. Both my parents were brought up as Quakers but didn't actually meet through the Quakerhood.
1:43.0	Later on I'm chatting to Bonafidee Bobby Dazzler and guilty feminist Deborah Francis White.
1:48.0	Kiri Pritchard McClain will be advising us on what and whatnot to put in our mouths at festivals.
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