SIM Ep 113 Pod 37: Albertine, alcohol and awards

Standard Issue Podcast

Standard Issue

Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2018

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

This week Team Noonan, Dunleavy and Offord return to normal podcasting business, with Mick chatting to resident music guru Liz Buckley about Viv Albertine of The Slits, as Albertine publishes her second book, Throw Away Unopened; Hannah and Mick chat to Caroline Flint MP about booze and being a child of an alcoholic, and our Jen has a natter with author Kit de Waal about her new book The Trick To Time and her efforts to get more working-class voices in writing. Jen is paying tribute to Chelsea and England midfielder, Katie Chapman, in Jenny Off The Blocks, Hannah shatters some dreams as Dunleavy “does” Disney’s The Aristocrats, and there’s a triumvirate of wrong by way of Berlusconi, Polanski and Farage in the Bush Telegraph. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/standardissuespodcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
0:08.0	10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.
0:15.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Standard Issue for all women.
0:35.0	Hello there and welcome to episode 37 of the standard issue pod scene.
0:40.0	I'm Mickey Noonan.
0:41.0	Number of mushroom brushes my mom has bought me.
0:43.4	Seven. Number of times I brushed a mushroom, zero.
0:46.4	Sorry, what? What's a mushroom brush? It's a special little brush like a nail brush
0:51.0	but specifically for mushrooms.
0:52.8	She's not supposed to, because if I was supposed to wash them, you're not supposed to
0:56.2	brush the dirt off.
0:57.2	But I did not know that such a thing existed.
0:59.4	I've got loads.
1:00.4	Can I have one?
1:01.8	She just really likes them.
1:03.0	Does she get it from the better work catalogue?
1:05.0	I don't know, Jen. You're to ask her.
1:07.0	My mind has been blown.
1:09.0	I'm Hannah Dunleavy and I'll sleep when I'm dead,
1:12.0	which might actually be soon if I don't get
1:14.7	some fucking sleep. Oh she's so tired. Oh dear. I'm Jen Offord and yesterday I bought a
1:20.0	beret and and and two baguettes, a bottle of Beaujale and a chocolate gatto so that I could go to a
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