Get my mic right. Oh, that too low. Oh, well ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the show. I'm doing that too low.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the show.

I'm doing that for people who listen to episodes back to back.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your patronage,

aka free listening experience.

Those of you who've PayPal excluded.

So today, gang, today gang, gang, what we're going to get into is some things that I have

previously tweeted about and Instagramed about because people are so

fucking thirsty for topics. Well guess what?

Okay I gave you topics galore for this app and let's see how that works out. Will you bring

something to the table when a topic is pre-announced?

That's the experiment of this podcast episode.

Topics such as Pinterest.

Corporate greed.

Puppies and murder as always.

What was some other was, silver fish or house centipedes? There's some differentiation there that people are making.

Anyway, I found one of those mother-fackers in my home. I'll never be the same.

Those things move faster than I've ever seen anything move dare I say the speed of light has a little bit of competition now silverfish if

you're listening. Fck you! You're so gross!

I don't want your...

Even if it raises my stats of listeners, I don't want you to listen I hate you silverfish

Fuck you silverfish you're disgusting if you're listening pack up your little disgusting

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