Silky Toblerones, Serbian football small talk & telepathic right-backs

Football Cliches

Tom Whiter

Sports, Football, Soccer

4.9 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Adam Hurrey is joined by David Walker and Jack Lang on the Adjudication Panel. The agenda includes: the official Football Cliches Sporcle quiz, a beautifully baffling inclusion in a European footballer’s Wikipedia “Style of Play” section, elite-level football small talk in an early-2000s BBC drama series, the rather familiar name of New Zealand's 100m national record holder, an awkward footballing jigsaw-puzzle analogy and some scanning issues in the popular chant of "You're not fit to referee!" Meanwhile, the panel decide which players in a team can be said to have a "telepathic" partnership and survey the the various proverbial materials that injury-prone footballers can be made out of. The Football Cliches Live show is back! Adam, Charlie & Dave are heading to London and Manchester on the 23rd & 24th September with a brand new show. Tickets available at: https://myticket.co.uk/artists/football-cliches-live Adam's new book, Extra Time Beckons, Penalties Loom: How to Use (and Abuse) The Language of Football, is available to pre-order: https://geni.us/ExtraTimeBeckons Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to another spectacular match day, but what's this?
0:03.4	Looks like the fans are playing Coral's free reward shaker.
0:06.8	The half and half scarfers shaking decisively for once.
0:09.9	They backed a super boost.
0:12.2	Next to them, the prawn sandwich brigade.
0:14.5	Oh, they've shaken up a free bet after that free lunch.
0:17.6	Play Coral's free reward shaker to win guaranteed daily rewards and offers this season.
0:21.6	Coral, we're here for it.
0:23.6	18 plus UK max one reward or offer per player per day.
0:26.6	Reward restrictions, requirements and teasencies apply.
0:28.6	Gambleaware.org.
0:29.6	Total football is about teamwork.
0:32.6	It's built on trust, support and responsibility.
0:35.6	Live score bets sees responsible gambling in the same way.
0:40.6	So if you're under the kosh, it's time to slow the tempo down.
0:44.7	We've got tips and advice on how to stay in total control of your betting.
0:48.7	Visit the safer gambling section of LiveScorebet.com to learn more.
0:53.4	LiveScore bet, total betting. Bet responsibly 18 plus gambleaware.org. Hi, just leave on work now. Sorry, it's a bit loud. Basically, so I was thinking we could get Mackey's tonight. Had a big Mac on my mind all day, and delivery fee on the app is now from 99P. So you win? Of course you are. Ah, love you. Bye. Exclusively on the McDonald's app. 18 plus, service fee and small order fee may apply, but it's a pacing of restaurants. Serving times and teas and sees apply. I'm sorry, you can sit there and look and play with all your silly machines as much as you like. Is gas going to have a crack? He is, you know.
1:28.0	Oh, he's there.
1:30.6	Brilliant.
1:34.1	He's round the goalkeeper.
1:36.4	He's done it.
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