Silent Night, Jedi Knight! with Mark Hamill | 8

'Tis The Grinch Holiday Podcast

Wondery

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.4 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

The Grinch has had it with “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Math plus Christmas equals DISASTER and discovering that the song adds up to 78 gifts is worse than watching an influencer get buried in PR packages. Then, Mark Hamill arrives on Mount Crumpit from a galaxy far, far away to talk favorite green icons: Yoda, Kermit, and of course THE GRINCH! He also shares what it’s like going from outer space to Bikini Bottom. Meanwhile, Grinch-A-Palooza is battling Who-ville ad campaigns and things are heating up faster than hot cocoa in a sweater.

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0:00.0	Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Tis the Grinch Holiday podcast ad-free.
0:04.4	Join Wondery Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts.
0:12.0	Now listen, it's very important that no one interrupt me while I place this last miniature chair in my evil lair diorama, okay?
0:23.5	Total silence!
0:26.2	What did I just say?
0:29.6	Welcome to Grinch's sad, mad, but always rad pad.
0:33.6	How can I not help you?
0:35.5	Hello, Mr. Grinch, it's Mark Hamill. I'm here for your podcast. Ugh, you're right on time. Come on up. It's not like I was doing anything. Oh, careful on the hike. Mount Crumpet is filled with all kinds of weird and wacky wildlife. Don't worry. Only about 85% of them could seriously injure you. Oh, that's disconcerting, but I'll do my best. Okay, but where are the Mount Crumpet Monkeys? Oh. Yeah, they're cute, but don't get too close. They give wedgies so intense you can feel it in your throat. Ooh, I don't know. They look friendly, but I guess they're not. Wedgy-oriented, are they? Yeah, if you run into the stanks, a newlywed skunk couple, avoid them, all right? Ooh, okay. A really toxic relationship, if you ask me. Anyway, lastly, if you happen to cross paths with a walrus, do not make eye contact, okay? He's a real diva about that. Really? Okay. I'll take your word for it.
1:27.8	Oh, and speaking to that, don't make eye contact with me either.
1:30.2	Okay, I'll see you up here soon.
1:33.2	Okay, this is going to be fun.
1:38.9	From Wondry and Dr. Seuss, broadcasting from Mount Grumpet Studios where the weather is cold but the inhabitants are colder, it's Tiz the Grinch Holiday podcast.
1:55.0	As always, the Grinch is joined by his trusty producer who has the skills to pay the bills, except for the 28K
2:02.6	and overseas prank calls made from the studio, it's Cindy Lou Who!
2:07.1	All systems jolly!
2:08.6	Plus, the only one in the studio who's never tried to bite me, it's Max the Dog!
2:14.6	Now, he's the color of moldy guacamole and twice as lumpy, it's the Grinch!
2:25.3	Nice try, announcer guy, but I'm actually thrice as lumpy as moldy guac.
2:31.3	Get out of here, birds!
2:35.0	Did you get more pets, Mr. Grinch?
2:37.0	No!
2:38.0	Max has my rider died.
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