Music

Sugar Ross is that sugar race cousin? What kind of band is that?

We talk a few times in this podcast about bands that's like music to try to get

laid to or whatever. SIGAROS makes music to go to sleep to. This is night time

music. If you want to go to sleep, you're the kind of person that buys an

oral ring and tracks of sleeping to go, oh, shit, if I listen to SIGAROS an hour

before I go to bed, I sleep so much better. Because what else would you possibly

do while listening to SIGAROS? Nothing fun. I guarantee it. No one ever says,

let's go fishing. What do you want to listen to? No one goes to the bar and

puts on SIGAROS. Nobody does anything fun in their entire life and goes,

you know what would make this moment so much more enjoyable? If you ever

want to get banned from a bar that has an internet jukebox, just put one of

this band's socks on. You want to suck the fun out of anything you're doing?

SIGAROS is like a vacuum of enjoyment. Maybe I should use it to put my kids

to sleep or something, I guess, and then I'll think about it. Maybe maybe there's

value to this band after all. I'll be like, kids, gather around this stereo while I

throw on some SIGAROS and they fall asleep in my arms. It wouldn't be surprised if

they've found it creepy. You know, because they're like kids, they don't have

all the context for everything that's happening. So they might not find it

whimsical or whatever. They might just be like, daddy, why is that what's the ghost

man doing? Why is this sound like a haunted dream? It really is just low

a voice for adult toddlers. I mean, I would be surprised if they never put out

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