Signs He's Into You (w/ Yassir Lester)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 2 October 2020
⏱️ 101 minutes
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It's our longest episode ever! Comedian Yassir Lester (Black Monday, Duncanville) joins Nicole to discuss sex protocol for a COVID era, reconnecting with old flings, body modifications, Yassir's Jersey Mike's tweet, and a list of signs that a man is into you.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:27.0 | Give me a podcast or a meaner. |
| 0:29.0 | Try to figure out how I'm still single, even though you could fly me out to the middle of Arkansas and leave me there. |
| 0:37.0 | My guest today, you know him, you love him. |
| 0:41.0 | He's very funny. He's on Black Monday, Duncanville. He's been on Brooklyn 99. He was on Champions. |
| 0:46.0 | He was on a show called Making History, which is legit. |
| 0:49.0 | One of the funniest shows I've ever seen that literally wasn't, they didn't put up any commercials or anything for it. |
| 0:56.0 | It was very sad for me. Also, he wrote for Girls in the Carmichael Show. |
| 1:00.0 | Also, he's a stand-up. I love seeing him run out of LA. |
| 1:02.0 | Oh, wow! |
| 1:04.0 | It's not very much there! |
| 1:10.0 | That intro was like, it felt like a very positive, like, wrestling match. |
| 1:16.0 | Like, you know, like, a very positive announcer. |
| 1:20.0 | Like, you about to get your way to beat. |
| 1:22.0 | Well, maybe I'll transition to being a wrestler, fucking announcer. I would do that. Have you ever been to like an indie wrestling match? |
| 1:32.0 | I've done, he was, we were kind of talking about it for a second, but before we were recording, I'm from Georgia. |
| 1:38.0 | So I've done all of it. |
| 1:40.0 | Like, not just like an indie wrestling match. |
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