This is a Global Player Original podcast.

I'm Gordon Smart, aka Krista Civilian, the hardest working man is showbiz, keeping a wife and two kids and tenants lager and blingery Big Macs as well as HMRC.

Joining me today is the new face of daytime discos. He's been testing the arthritic wrists of revellers at daylight raves in Glasgow, the only man to crowdsurf on a wave of estrogen.

It's Fanny DeVille himself, Markovson.

And today we've got a very, very special guest.

Forget Ray Mears.

We've got a true survival expert today.

I see getting crowd surfing on estrogen and I'm getting all this guy eats berries.

We've got a man who can cope in a studio

in 45 degree heat without taking his jumper off.

How long are you going to last right, Bradshaw?

I've got a dreadful t-shirt on underneath,

so it'll be the whole time and I'll be pushing sweat by the end of it.

I cannot wait.

In all seriousness, it's been about a year trying to get this man to join us because he's the hardest working man in comedy right now. He's one of the best voices in Scotland. He's on

Radio Scotland. He's on tour at the moment doing doppel ginger. We love him dearly. Ray Bradshaw.

Yeah. Do you clap yourself? Do you like see when you're awards and stuff like that? Do you clap

yourself? What? No, because it's usually I'm usually they're losing so you just asked the great question

have you ever been in that situation when the camera's on you and everyone's

waiting for the result I did no no the worst one I ever seen was

I was at the European Academy Awards I didn't even know it was I think

I was nominated but you got like a European Oscars

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