From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center,

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty, the Armstrong and Getty Show.

I've been joking since the beginning of the show that we would have

full-teen coverage of the Britney Spears divorce coming up.

We won't actually. I know you don't care. I don't care.

I wish her happiness. I don't expect it, though. Poor girl.

She got pushed into the Disney machine and

child star thing doesn't usually work out. I mean, most of the time it's tough.

If you'd handed me a whole bunch of money when I was 16 years old,

18 years old, 20 years old, I'd have ruined my life. I guarantee you.

With an exploitive set of parents and the rest of it,

even if you went in with a good brain, it'd be hard to come out of it.

Being a super hot young woman doesn't help things either.

He's the dancer, aspiring actor, dude, who's 20 years younger than her,

is alleging she was cheating on him anyway.

She's cheating on her. Cheating on him. There you go.

I got the pronouns, right? She was cheating on him.

Well done. Thank you very much.

But here's the only reason I bring it up.

She blindingly hot when she was younger.

I mean, if you're a male,

who will ever forget the Super Bowl performance where she came out with the snake?

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