Hey, I'm walking here.

Shouldn't you say, podcasting here?

It's manners. Oh, yeah. The Hello internet. I'm your husband host, Travis McElroy. And I'm your wife

host Teresa McElroy. And you're listening to Schmanners. It's extraordinary etiquette.

For ordinary occasions. Hello my dove. Hello dear. I want you to know I thought about doing

a hello internet it's me husband owes Travis McEl, but I'm already losing it.

And I'm melting.

But you just did it.

Yeah, I was gonna do it for the intro, though.

But you did just do it for the intro.

No, I did it.

I said the intro normal, and then said in an alternate universe, this is how it would have sounded if I had done it for the intro.

But once we finish the Hello My Dove, hello dear, that's, we're post-intro now, and we're in the episode.

Okay.

We're in core episode territory at that point.

How are you?

All right.

Yeah, we just, well, I hit the microphone. We just got done decorating cookies with our two year old. She did. A lot of decorating the plate. Yeah, yeah, there was a lot of the, one of the things is really... the that I never expected to have to say to a human being like please don't try to ride the dog

like a horse please keep your hands out of your diaper and also like no put the sugar on the cookie like I don't know what and then

she wouldn't eat it she just wanted to keep decorating we kept saying like do

want to eat and she'd shake her head no and just keep sprinkling and that was the

fun part but anyways cookies were had too much

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