Extra sauce I get, I get, but just pineapple, not even ham. At least my orders got some personality.

Two slices of cheese, come on!

The second slice is where the adventure happens.

Slice of cheese is perfect.

I want two of the same.

Interesting.

You're eating a stringy, too sweet, over-hype fruit on a perfect size of pizza

and you're calling me interesting?

Merely made a benign observation.

Nothing benign about the observations that come out of that brain.

Can see the wheels turning every second.

Hey, I'll always keep you on your toes.

Besides, we want some bland Sally letting thoughts drip in and out of her brain like a sieve.

Most men. Fair. Good thing I'm a friend of Dorothy.

Speaking of, how long have you been...

A descendant of the Isle of Lesbos?

You're harboring those ancient desires?

Have been the grizzled protagonist of a Raymond Chandler novel as far back as grade school.

I get that you've been a private eye since diapers, but when

did you know, no?

You and your follow-up questions. That's where you get the good stuff.

Always fell out a step in general.

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