Sidewalk Confidential - Part 3
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🗓️ 11 January 2022
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Liz, you've been in there for almost half an hour. |
| 0:07.0 | Liz, Hun, you've been in there for almost half an hour. |
| 0:10.0 | It's just Spandex. What's the issue? |
| 0:13.0 | Isn't Spandex supposed to be stretchy? |
| 0:18.0 | Theoretically, yes. |
| 0:20.0 | Then why is this sucking the life force out of A? |
| 0:23.2 | Ugh! |
| 0:24.2 | Our family was blessed with birthing hips, |
| 0:27.4 | nothing to be ashamed of coming out. |
| 0:29.4 | Oh, Liz, you are a vision in gold lee. |
| 0:36.0 | My little girls all grown up and sweat into the oldies. |
| 0:40.0 | Oh, Lise. Oh my what? What? Not what I was expecting to walk in on. Bad? No, not what I was expecting to walk in on. |
| 0:49.0 | Bad? No, not bad. It's like if Cher and Liberace had a golden spandex baby and named it Liz. |
| 0:56.5 | Liz, honey, don't listen to her. You are the gold statuette I want to take home for my performance as a union whistleblower or a wealthy Dane in Africa or a witness to a horrific dingo slash baby crime. |
| 1:10.0 | Uh, you're just listing Merrill Streep performances. |
| 1:14.0 | Fine, I practice accepting awards in the mirror as Merrill Streep. |
| 1:18.0 | Soon. |
| 1:19.0 | Okay, enough. |
| 1:21.0 | Daren picked this out. |
| 1:22.0 | That much I figured. We'll... Enough! The only word I heard in there was model. Will you two hands quit the clucking? |
| 1:34.0 | I don't have any spandex, but I do have my swim suit in my bag. |
| 1:38.0 | I do lapse at the Y every so often. |
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