There's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left

side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes

all right you guys are good we We're good, we're ready?

Yeah, you're ready.

Oh, side stories.

I'm Henry Zabrowski, and I'm getting too big for my clothes.

How you doing?

I'm joined.

Of course, I'm not Henry Zabrowski.

He's out and about. He can't make it in today.

But I am joined here with the wonderful, my confident, my efficient, my hero, top five smartest friends, host of the Foreign Report fraudsters, Sina Gostovvi. How you doing, buddy?

Oh, that's so great. I'm so happy. You have very few of five friends. Yes, yeah, yeah. You're my lawyer, my psychiatrist, my IT guy. What do you think of this computer? How dirty is it? Is it? It's pretty good. Let's see your... Oh, my God, look at that screen, Eddie. I know you would make you upset. Eddie the white on the Google You can't even see It's changed I was looking at the keyboard That I saw the screen Yeah yeah you know The keyboard's bad But the screen's bad I don't know how to clean it Eddie I am shook Yeah I knew you would be I knew you would be But now I feel like If I clean it I wouldn't What? Now I, I've learned how to look. You can't read it now. You're, like, reading through, like, the woods. Yeah. Well, it helps me because I can filter out all the awful news. Yeah. It puts a blur. Does the dirt cover the word genocide when you're scrolling through an article? Oh, yeah. So, I want to talk about some fucked up shit with you today. Wait, can I just say? I was talking to Rob before the show, and I was like, you know, he's like, I'm surprised you came back or something like that. And I was like, you know, last time I remember being here, and I was thinking about the last night, I was

like, oh, Eddie showed me a woman getting electrocuted. Yes. And then today we're going to talk about arguably worse stuff. Yes. Yeah. And you know what's funny about that? I don't remember that. I think it was Henry, maybe. It was just Henry. Oh, good. I'm glad I missed it. Thank you for taking that one for me.

But before we get started, I definitely, you know, the foreign report is like one of the best shows. It's where I get my news. Oh, good. And you're great. Travis is fine. Yeah. He's great. I'm just kidding. I love everybody. But you are the father, the surrogate father of a serial killer, Rumi.

Oh, yeah.

Rumi, seen his dog, has killed nine squirrels?

Ten squirrels.

Ten squirrels.

Three birds.

Three birds.

And he has attacked multiple opossums, but they play dead.

He's never beaten an opossum yet.

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