Side Stories: Squatch Watch 2026
Last Podcast On The Left
The Last Podcast Network
4.6 • 55K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | There's no place to escape to. |
| 0:02.5 | This is the last talk. |
| 0:04.6 | On the left. |
| 0:06.3 | Side stories? |
| 0:08.8 | That's when the cannibalism started. |
| 0:11.9 | Side stories. |
| 0:13.3 | Yes. |
| 0:15.1 | Oh, yes. |
| 0:20.2 | Was it huge? No, small. We're rolling. I mean, they had to come out a little pussy. Yeah, of course. That's the thing. I do. Is that how we start? No, I don't think so. Do doggies have C-sections? They have D-sections. D-sections. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Eddie, I just want to say, you know, we had a absolutely fantastic weekend. |
| 0:39.1 | Because you can hear my voice is destroyed. Ed's voice is destroyed. |
| 0:42.4 | I'm a little better now. Yeah, but my voice is destroyed. I was really bad during the show. |
| 0:45.9 | Yes, but we had so much fun in Urbana after our indie show. Great show in indie, but Urbana was special. |
| 0:54.5 | Fuck these big towns with things to do and people to talk to. |
| 0:58.7 | But I, seriously, there are times, though, when Eddie and I are out that I almost feel like |
| 1:04.4 | Magneto, where I have, not control, but I'm using a man's mutant-like ability to empathize with pigs |
| 1:15.6 | to sort of weaponize it to find good pork sandwiches. |
| 1:22.6 | I know what I'm doing, dude. |
| 1:23.8 | But it is, you have this ability, you empathize with pigs, you love pigs. |
| 1:27.5 | I love them. |
| 1:28.1 | You will probably talk to a pig. |
| 1:29.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:30.2 | But you also, they're smarter than toddlers. |
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