Side Stories: Spanksgiving

Last Podcast On The Left

The Last Podcast Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Henry and Ed bring you a very special Thanksgiving Edition of Side Stories to reminisce on some of their favorite Thanksgiving memories and break down the story of the "diabolical" 2016 Thanksgiving-Weekend slayings of Joel and Lisa Guy.

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0:00.0	Hold, primates, primates, listening. It is I, Numator 479.
0:10.0	According to our studies of your puny mammalian race, we discovered you like very good coffee.
0:16.6	And while it is our evolutionary purpose to cause you psychic torment, we want you awake
0:21.8	in vibrations to give it. So try our new blend from Spring Hill Jack coffee.
0:26.7	Reptilian in the morning. Our proprietary blend of light they roasted Cocaiusks will have you immediately energize upon emerging from the
0:35.4	pain coaca with all your slippery new eggs.
0:39.5	Thanks, honey?
0:41.5	How many? Now. How you?
0:44.0	Hot, hot, I'm cold-blooded.
0:46.0	Gah!
0:47.0	Mmm, eggs to Spring Hill Jack and last podcast on the left.
0:50.0	I'm ready to get out there and eat some babies.
0:54.0	Get out of the way, Hillary Clinton.
0:56.0	There's no place to escape to this is the last on the left side stories.
1:05.7	That's when the cannibalism started.
1:09.4	Side stories.
1:11.4	Yeah.
1:21.0	Wow, Thanksgiving around the corner. That's right. That's right.
1:23.0	Is this how we're starting?
1:25.0	Wow.
1:26.0	Wow.
1:27.0	It's just the year, huh?
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