Relaxed Fit: True Crime Roundup - Nightmare at 40,000 Feet

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Giddy on up - it's time for another one of them True Crime Roundups... This week the boys are wranglin' up a slew of true crime tales starting off with a nightmarish situation on an Alaska Airlines flight as a mushroom-tripping pilot causes nearly catastrophic chaos, the Polish man who pretended to be a mannequin to steal from a clothing shop, the Italian prisoner named too obese for Jail, the Nebraska funeral home worker who stole a dead man's sex doll, and much, much more...

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