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Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Randonauts

Last Podcast On The Left

The Last Podcast Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.653.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: Tik Tok teens discover some grisly baggage, Where in the World is Ghislaine?, a belligerently drunk monkey attacks, and MUCH MORE.

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0:00.0

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories

0:10.3

Side stories. Yes

0:18.7

Kessel here we go Kessel fucking pop quiz. All right, what is the smallest container? I could fit

0:26.8

Chunked up part to your body to hide them now this is okay to do with asking me to give advice to you about how to kill me and get rid of my body

0:37.0

Why would I be the person to ask that question to this is not an advice segment?

0:42.9

This is more of a curiosity segment just what this is more like what do you think about yourself?

0:47.4

What if we could chop you up if I had to chop you up sure sure?

0:51.2

The narrative existence of like your dead body. Yes, well that would make a lot of sense

0:56.9

But I'm not saying the thing I'm not a plan, but if you were what could we get you in this is already

1:01.3

Co-insighting with your plan that you want to cut off my legs to buy me a cheaper casket so you don't just spend any

1:06.8

Fricking money even in my death, but okay go on. I just don't want to embarrass you

1:14.2

Your size of your coffin

1:16.2

I don't want to be like fuck a big that confidence like you know everyone's gonna be

1:21.0

Oh, if we have to get the extra large one

1:24.0

We want to find a way to and we're not gonna fully remove your legs. We're just gonna cut them so that they can hinge

1:30.1

Right, that's great. No, so you like Dorf that you know door fun golf door fun death

1:35.9

I'm fine with it. Thank you. Now the pastor won't go into roast mode

1:39.6

Screw his eulogy and just say okay

1:42.2

Let's make fun of the tall bastard not that I think a pastor will be the one going over or being the main speaker in my funeral

1:49.7

But I'm in charge so I don't know. Don't know. Don't know what I'll do. Yep

1:53.9

But I'll you know, I think that if we cut you up into tiny enough bits

1:57.8

Okay, I probably could either

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