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Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Oumuamua

Last Podcast On The Left

The Last Podcast Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.653.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Live from Henry's hotel room! It's Side Stories! This week: THE OUMUAMUA METEOR AND MORE!

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0:00.0

Hey side stories listeners this is Henry Zabrowski you may recognize me I'm the host of this podcast along with the other fucking monster Ben Kissel.

0:08.5

I'm here to tell you about trollville a new series brought to you created by me Natalie Jean and scenic as navi this shows about what happens when you take an internet troll and you watch his online behavior slip into his real life and see how does it change is he ready to join society we've made this project with a lot of love on our own dime.

0:29.9

I'm really hoping you guys will enjoy it. It's a dollar 99 per episode and five dollars for the entire series. It's over 50 minutes of my body jiggling back and forth.

0:37.9

We're really really proud of it and we hope you guys can check it out. It's on Vimeo the URL is Vimeo.com slash on demand slash trollville again.

0:46.9

That's Vimeo.com slash on demand slash trollville which is troll is in pieces of troll and VIL VIL E please check it out think it's a fucking masterpiece for my sweet slippery fingers.

1:02.9

Hail Satan and now time for side stories.

1:06.9

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left.

1:12.9

I just want to know what's going on. What was that?

1:26.9

I didn't feel to be in my hotel room. It feels different because you are laying on your bed staring at me in very short shorts and I'm going to say slightly uncomfortable.

1:35.9

This is how I've always wanted to do the podcast. Yeah, this is it. This is so much better. We're on the road.

1:40.9

This is from Dallas, Tejas. I'm sitting here on my sweat filled workout here on top of my bed that is filled with my skin flex and I'm certain a couple of stray sperms.

1:52.9

Oh, I'm sure of that. All right, everyone. This is side stories. Thank you so much for tuning in. We are live from Dallas, Texas recorded from Henry's hotel room. I got to say it's looks like you've been lonely.

2:04.9

Hey, man, so that's good. You're never lonely when you got your hands and you have your penis actually to opposite. You're incredibly lonely.

2:11.9

But you know what I did last time was really nice. So we went out on the town. Okay, you're over in the I seem to be like think it's deep.

2:18.9

Elim deep. Elim it was it was beautiful man. A lot of actual country bars. People were super sweet. Great music. Great music.

2:24.9

People seem to immediately peg that we were out of town. We were from out of town. Yeah, I think it's got something to do with my sashaying ways and my hip or bane manner.

2:34.9

Yeah, and you scream me at the government about the government. Well, you were the one who put beer in me and then you were the one who wanted to watch your precious fucking.

2:41.9

Uh, whatever the shadow was in the election. It was an election shadow play shadows. And who the ones making the shadows? Who the ones controlling a puppet?

2:50.9

Okay, so now you know why they were looking at us like we were a little bit out of towners because they were all wearing their beto shirts and they were happy.

2:56.9

Well, not that happy towards the end, but then you were just like what's going on? What's happening? And then we had to go outside the bar and drink.

3:02.9

We did go outside of the bar because, uh, both, you know, whatever it was a lot of extenuating circumstances. But I will also say that I try attempted to join on to your parade into your, uh, whatever that the systems of the chicane.

3:15.9

It's election. It's exactly the farce. Well, anyway, it was a wonderful time in Dallas. And we're really excited for our show tonight. We also had an awesome time in Washington, DC.

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