Side Stories: Movie Stories III

Last Podcast On The Left

The Last Podcast Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Henry, Eddie, and Jackie are back for another round of Movie Stories! And this time, in preparation for Contact in the Desert 2025 - we’re talking Alien Movies! From Alien Abductions - to Alien Invasions - to Alien Contact - Recent Streaming hits to forgotten classics… we’re getting into them all in this 3rd installment of Movie Stories!

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0:00.0	there's no place to escape to this is the last talk on the left side stories that's when
0:09.4	the cannibalism started side stories yes I mean I want Lois Lane getting her pussy out by the super dog I want the fuck I mean that's a, I want Lois Lane getting her pussy eating out by the Superdog.
0:23.1	I want the fucking...
0:23.9	I mean, that's a lot.
0:24.7	I want Superman fucking having sex with the green lantern.
0:28.5	Yeah.
0:28.7	Give himself four butts.
0:30.3	Yeah.
0:30.6	That's the only way I'm watching these movies.
0:32.4	Yeah.
0:32.6	I need multiple...
0:34.3	I need the other guys from Wakanda arriving.
0:36.6	And they're fucking having fun. And they're kissing and they're sucking and they're fucking everybody's kissing.
0:41.7	I think that also it's like if Spider-Man had a hole in the suit and he could shoot webs out
0:46.6	of his penis. He does have a hole in the suit. Yeah, he can shoot webs. No, but they comes on
0:49.9	magically. The suit comes on magically and he's got a hat. I think if he could shoot webs out of the wrist of his suit,
0:55.0	then he could shoot whibs out of the cock of his suit.
0:57.0	But he doesn't ever because everybody's leaving money on the table.
1:00.0	No, it's because they're weak and they're stupid and it's why superhero movies are never going to properly cut the muster.
1:06.0	Somebody's upset.
1:07.0	I'm not upset.
1:09.0	Sounds like you're upset.
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