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🗓️ 22 October 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | There's no place to escape to. |
| 0:02.5 | This is the last talk. |
| 0:04.7 | On the left. |
| 0:06.3 | Side stories? |
| 0:07.1 | That's when the cannibalism started. |
| 0:11.9 | Side stories. |
| 0:13.3 | Yes. |
| 0:15.1 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:19.4 | Welcome to sides. Welcome To side stories |
| 0:25.9 | Eddie don't make them gride |
| 0:27.9 | Welcome |
| 0:29.0 | to stories on the side |
| 0:32.8 | Eddie, how do you plan to spend |
| 0:34.9 | our episode today making mildly disappointing content? Oh, yes, I got to tell you, side stories. I just realized we're the side piece, the L-P-O-T-L. Yeah, dude, we're the mistress. Yeah, dude, we're the fucking gumma, dude. Yeah, we don't, they don't kiss us on the mouth. Yeah, no, no, yeah. We kiss our children with this mouth. If we buy each other gifts, we got to make sure we use it on the other credit card. |
| 0:58.0 | Yes. They don't, they can't kiss us on the mouth. Yeah, no, no, no. We kiss our children with this mouth. If we buy each other gifts, we got to make sure we use it on the other credit card. |
| 0:59.2 | Yes, I told, I get it. |
| 0:59.8 | That's what I do. |
| 1:00.2 | I do. I do. |
| 1:00.3 | I already do that. |
| 1:01.7 | But I just love venturing into a new day, a new episode where I'm going to say one thing that's going to make somebody call me a libtard, and then I'm going to say something that's going to be someone called me a Nazi. Yes. |
| 1:12.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.9 | And I can't wait for to be raised across the |
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