There's no place to escape to this is the last talk on the left side stories

that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes hey man before we get started, you have something you wanted to say?

Well, just because I'm so moved by what we're experiencing right now.

Oh, the moon?

Yeah, the moon.

The moon, yeah.

I'm so moved.

We looked at its ass.

Yeah, dude, I was looking at the footage from Artemis 2, and it's so beautiful. It's so amazing to see humans farther than any humans have ever gone. They got great shots of the earth.

Everyone likes looking at the deserts that no one lives in, and, you know, it's blurry somehow? I'm honestly, I'm not, I'm not trying to shit talk the Artemis II expedition. I think it's extremely wonderful. I'm happy we're doing anything. Sure, whatever. I know they're happy to be not here. So they're floating around the moon. And I, you know, the first thing, what I love, it's it's like you know but I think it's wonderful again

I'm trying to say positive yesterday we're on the big like LPN call all the the crew is so like

excitedly watching it live you know we're all watching it go around the moon and then they're like

look at these breathtaking shots of the moon and it's pitch black yeah it's nothing on yeah it side of the moon, which is good. Good, I guess good. We're looking at it. Yeah. But then they're like, oh, we've never seen it before. Can you see it now? And so we keep going around, right? It's like, I've never seen all the desert either. And then, you know, and then the guy named the crater after his dead wife, it's nice, right? He didn't do it. The other people did it. Oh, he didn't even think of it? From what I understand, the other astronauts are like, we're naming that crater after your dead wife. Oh, it's because she exploded in our backyard? Yeah, I told her to get away from the propane. I told her, and I can't believe my wife is turned into a piece of the moon. Yeah, yeah. Some people name their, you know, stars, you know, after, like, so I'm a hole. Something bright and shiny. In heaven, yeah, in heaven, I can hear me like, oh, so I'm a fucking hole. A hole that no one sees. Oh, oh, good.

Oh, so I'm just a dark hole and a place that no one will ever see again. Of course. Because guess where I am right now? Mr. Astronaut, man. Oh, Mr. Astronaut, man, getting to do whatever he wants. Again, I'm trying to be hopeful. You know, she's like, when the banjure in starts playing different tones.

Oh, I know what's going on here. Oh, how's Miss Sheila that you're traveling around the moon with? How's she doing in her pissed-filled suit? Which is so a really good... They got pee-pee and poohs on it. A really good friend of mine from Hungary Ghost Press. Go check them out. Great blankets, T-shirts. You know, like we've known him for a long time. They're over in Providence, Rhode Island. And they... I'm stealing your story. He sent me this really funny story about him and his wife were on a vacation. And they happened to talk to, like, well, we just did.

We just, like, sat next to a married couple.

They just started kind of talking at a late-night hotel bar, having an afterdrink.

And they happened to sit next to this scientist that worked on all of the spacesuits.

And they did the funny thing, obviously.

Yeah, I'm a scientist.

Yeah, I do what I do. Well. Well, hey, let's just say I'm out of one right now. You know, but they were explaining, you know, the funny thing of like, so, pooh-poopoo, pee, astronauts, all the things. Yeah, they put the ass in astronauts. You know, all that kind of stuff. And she's like, no, it's a serious problem.

Is that due to the physical nature of traveling through space, these guys are shit in their pants all the time. They're pissing and shitting and vomiting because of the piss and the shit all the time. It's a huge problem. And we have to make all these suits. Like, you know, like we know this. but we know that the Artemis 2 specifically the bathrooms went down.

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