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ABCD EFJ H-J K L-M-N-O-P, U-R-S, T-U-B, W, X, Y, and Z. A, B, C, D, F, J-J, K, L-M-A-L-M-A-N-A-L-A-N-A-N-A-N-W-A-A-N-Y-N-N-Z. Henry, is that the alphabet? bet you you know what it is. And you know what I do? And this is true. This is a little helpful tip for everybody out there is I practice doing it backwards. Oh, really? For when you get arrested eventually? Yeah, for my DUI. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I practice it. Because I can give you DUI for weed. I find like a half joint in your car. I practice the walk. Uh-huh. I practice holding my leg up. Yeah. I practice, I'm so good a drunk test. Yeah. You'd have no fucking idea how drunk I was until obviously I was like fighting the officer. That's the the thing is, like, you just you pass all the tests and then you take a swing and you're fucked. The problems, they cuts to the SUV on the... A cab, motherfucker! Like, the SUV just seesawing on the divider. I mean, like, I'm walking fine. It's the driving. That's the problem,. You know, like, maybe the problem is I shouldn't be in a car officer. I'm joking. I don't drunk and drive anymore. Anymore is the real key there. Yeah, I don't do it anymore. Yeah, and when I used to do it, I used to do it in Henry's car. Yep. When I would steal it from him. And that's called sharing. It's called community.

And the Zoomers are losing it. Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. Yeah, the Zoomers are losing and the Gooners are winning, baby. Oh, yeah, they are.

Now, you would say, oh, Henry and Ed,

what a wonderful bunch of stories

that are coming out this week.

Aren't you so excited to do a show? And we were like, let's save it all for next week. Yeah. It's Thanksgiving. Because we know we were tired. We still got together to talk. We did. But we're like, we're not working? Technically, we are, but we're not.

Well, it'll be fun, though.

We have a good thing. There's two things that I would... Well, next week, we're going to come back hardcore with these amazing topics. Number one, the DeForvid story is about to absolutely explode. There's a new guy. They believe that there is a person that helped him. Of course there is. He's an idiot.

He got away with it for too long.

Very much so.

She was frozen.

She was frozen so they don't know if they can find out a... the person that helped him. Of course there is. He's an idiot. He got away with it for too long. Very much so.

She was frozen.

She was frozen so they don't know if they can find out a way of dying. Like how she died. This thing is going to fuck up when she, finding out when she died. So that's going to be very, like, that's why the ice man used to freeze him. Oh, okay. Because it fucks up the time of death.

Interesting, interesting.

So, all right, all right.

But they don't know how she died?

No. to freeze him. Oh, okay. Because it fucks up the time of death. Interesting, interesting. So, all right, all right. But they don't know how she died? No, we don't know yet. No, like, strangulation, nothing like that. Well, it certainly wasn't of old age in a nursing home. Certainly not. No, so that is, it was bad. Whatever it was, it was before her time. And also, we missed the...

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