Side Stories: Cocaine Cactus

Last Podcast On The Left

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime stories: a cocaine-loving cactus toy, an axe murder at a lumber yard, a woman gets a restraining order for feeding carrots to a horse, and MUCH MORE. Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk.
0:03.7	Yes. On the left side stories.
0:06.5	I'm going to live. That's one of the cannibalism started.
0:10.0	Side stories.
0:12.0	Side stories. Yes.
0:12.8	Yeah, man, the turkey is dead. We fucking got her.
0:23.0	Okay. We got her.
0:25.2	Man. Good work.
0:27.2	That was so fucking sweet.
0:28.9	You prayed about going to a store and buying a turkey.
0:32.1	I didn't.
0:33.3	Eddie had him. Eddie made us go get fancy turkeys.
0:36.0	We went down to this place. We got fancy turkeys.
0:38.2	Whatever brought back to the house.
0:39.2	I get to spatch cock a turkey for the first time.
0:41.4	That is the single most metal thing I've done at 9.45 AM.
0:45.9	Just fucking cut in the spine out of a prone bird.
0:49.6	Because the one thing that is true is like once you got that turkey in your hands,
0:52.7	you're sure.
0:53.2	Shut me a little fucker, right?
0:54.2	You feel you see this chubby little thing.
0:55.9	You can feel a dancing into a in a field.
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