Side Stories: Clavicular Criminality
Last Podcast On The Left
The Last Podcast Network
4.6 • 55K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | There's no place to escape to. |
| 0:02.5 | This is the last podcast. |
| 0:04.7 | On the left. |
| 0:06.3 | Side stories? |
| 0:08.8 | That's when the cannibalism started. |
| 0:11.9 | Side stories. |
| 0:13.3 | Yes. |
| 0:15.1 | Oh, shit. |
| 0:19.4 | No, I'm just talking. |
| 0:20.6 | I knew you hadn't hit record, so I felt like I could talk about my doo-do. It's best. That's why I saved it. That's why he said it then. But yeah, now that you have started recording, I took a life-changing doo-do, and my life is better now. Great. I feel great. I feel better, and I'm ready to start a show with you, my friend. |
| 0:38.5 | You're my friend. |
| 0:39.5 | My friend, Henry. |
| 0:53.9 | You're my friend. My friend. I like you and I like Champ and I like Rob. Yes. I think Julie is wonderful. I love Natalie. Good. I love Jackie, your sister. I love your mother. It's just not, you know, we don't, we're not, they're not here. |
| 0:56.6 | I know they're not, but I'm just pronouncing my love. |
| 0:57.4 | That's good to do. |
| 0:54.2 | Or like a... I love your mother. That's just not, you know, we don't, we're not, they're not here. I know they're not, but I'm just pronouncing my love. |
| 0:56.7 | That's good to do, but like, it sounds suspicious. |
| 0:59.0 | Not pronouncing. |
| 0:59.6 | When we do that, when men do that, it normally means you've done something bad. |
| 1:03.8 | No, no, no, no. |
| 1:04.5 | That's when people, no, no, that's when you're like trying to explain everyone how good of a guy you are. Well, that's the idea. Or you become, like, Christian. |
| 1:11.9 | No, this is just so I remember. I'm saying that you're my friend out loud into a microphone, so I remember to think of you that way. And the people know that then, too. Yes. And that we're not mortal enemies. No, no, no, no, no. We're not. Not at all. Not anymore. Bring it up. |
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