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I was your vacation. You know what? I'm one of those where I need a vacation from my vacation. You need a vacation from your vacation. Put it on a t-shirt. I'm a local. Put it on a t-shirt. I'm one of those at this point in time. It's not that I'm upset with the amount of vacation I had. It's that you know when you reach the I don't know. It's like at the Sunday at the end of your vacation when it's the only time I finally experience anything close to relaxation. Yeah. Several days which are you know just

kind of sitting worren who's going to kill me in the next three days. Just generalizing anxiety. Oh that's cancer. You never had a whole afternoon called just love this to the show alone in my house called oh that's cancer right touch. I touch various things I look at a brown spot because I'm covered with Polish little like you know I call them rebel skin cells there it's cool that way. No it's not cool. It's a skin tag you gotta you gotta get them off. I know you got you can't cut them off just like that.

You can't just say at home. Well you can't just can't kind of you can pick them off or something like that get winded. You gotta wait till they get you got it sometimes I'll grab one and just like a two. Yeah.

That's all it pops off but this is all you know what is in this episode the first time you started vacation. No I said how was your vacation and then now you are talking about having cancerous hanging damn disgusting like tree ornaments of flesh off of your body. I said how was your vacation and then you talked about this.

I started it with a very normal good day and then now you're renting in the middle of town hall and the customers coming to say sir you go back into the cafe.

How my time what honestly it was very nice. That's great welcome to the side stories.

I'm making a pork chili and now you're making pork chili welcome to side stories I have been with Henry pork chili.

I have to say I don't think I have ever heard of pork chili that's chicken that's turkey. I don't think I've ever heard of someone making pork chili because pork is a fair I don't know I just you don't hear pork chili that often as a term that's used when it comes to something that is for dinner.

I put a chunk of butter and it's give it some fire it's already because I had all this ground pork. I had all this ground pork.

The thing about the butcher box. This is not an ad for butcher box the meat is actually very good the butcher box comes and then there's some point you get an email that says hey next butcher box is coming and you're like oh shit I have to I have all of this try tip right.

I am the only person who eats meat in my household well indeed nothing better than a female butcher who was having an orgasm all right well speaking of orgasms butcher box coming there we go we're all on the same page.

I have a lot of road tripping I had to just drive I had to go drop people off and stuff like that is there a lot of work in this country.

You did the movie Dutch when Travis Irvine where you drove your you're you're trying to connect to your steps on.

But it's difficult because you understand a little bit more about life for a little bit more off around the.

But he's a free but what a talented editor and director he really is all right Henry what do we want to talk about first then no keep in mind this is the first story after Thanksgiving we're getting to the Christmas season so please don't do anything don't make it something too naughty.

I'm not doing not yet because when it comes out to because also you know old.

Big ol I bags Fauci said that Santa's can't get the covid which no thing I would say is that if Santer's a right that's why Santa's Santa's Santa's gotta walk around he's got a fucking target on his back because his blood the fucking secret to us going back on tour we just had 250 thousand people dead wait they asked Dr Fauci if Santa could get covid and he had and he had to respond.

Yeah man we're in a clown world oh we're in a clown world with nothing matters.

I'm not real everybody's just playing wheel of fortune and acting like up things are chill yes indeed while I'm playing for D wheel of true a wheel of fortune which is really that's where I know the answers before

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