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🗓️ 19 March 2025
⏱️ 69 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello, Florida. |
0:03.2 | Your favorite son and biggest baby are coming home to bring you the laughs you deserve. |
0:08.8 | Everyone likes to poke fun of the Florida man. |
0:11.6 | Everyone likes to use Florida as a punching bag. |
0:14.5 | Whenever an alligator on meth eats an old person, that can happen anywhere. |
0:19.3 | As a famous Floridian baby, I feel your pain. |
0:23.3 | So that's why I'm coming home to let you know it's okay to be who you are. |
0:28.2 | It's okay that the rest of America is scared of us. |
0:31.6 | It's okay that books are illegal in our schools. |
0:34.7 | It's okay whenever it gets cold, it rains iguanas. I'm here to support |
0:40.6 | you. So come on out. March, I'll be in North Florida, and in May I'll be in South Florida and |
0:47.1 | Orlando. It's the invasive species tour. Ed Larson, me, is coming to Florida in March and May. |
0:54.6 | I'm coming at Jacksonville, Panama City, Tallahassee, Marco Island, |
0:59.7 | Dania Beach, Orlando, and Key West. |
1:03.0 | So lock up your public subs and start singing the Miami Dolphins Fight Song |
1:07.5 | because we're going to party like it's Florida, baby. |
1:10.6 | Tickets at ed edytunes.com |
1:16.5 | There's no place to escape to this is the lost on the left side stories |
1:23.1 | that's when the cannibalism started. |
1:28.9 | Side stories. |
1:29.6 | Yes. |
1:37.2 | Okay, we're rolling. |
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