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Good evening everybody and welcome to SideQuest Side Sesh. If you are watching this right now tonight live on Twitch, that means you are not at our live show in Indianapolis and that's very rude and very, very lame.

However, before we start recording this, so no thank you for tuning in.

Thank you to thousands of people watching for watching.

It's gross really, it's gross. But no seriously, thank you for watching.

We were, we came very close to not putting out an episode this week because it was like, the entire fanbase is going to be in Indianapolis, but that's just not the reality.

But we're like, fuck, we also don't have a ton of time. We're actually looking right now at the clock.

I have 55 minutes to record this episode. So we're like, do we do no episode? Or do we give them a solid 56?

And we decided we're giving you a solid 56. That's what we're going to do because there's people guys.

Did you just hear the collective groan through the internet that I just heard? I'm only 56.

I'm going to use up a lot of the episode describing what my character is wearing.

Aren't you wearing like only pants?

Well, actually, I've changed it. And now you see Rufus, and then I could just go on for a while.

Well, I am glad you put it that way, Troy. I am glad because there's what people need to know.

People that are like, damn it, that felt short and rushed. You just need to know the alternate option is no episode.

You know what I mean? It wasn't like a little longer or it was like, just short one or nothing.

And we wanted to give you a short one. We wanted to do one. We want to close for the time that we have left.

Give me a little shortie.

Let's say say. It's not the size.

Well, shorties are great.

It's not the size of the episode that matters ultimately. That's true.

What you're doing it. Yeah. That's right. And this one, let me tell you, it's going to be 56 minutes of hot.

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