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Good morning, people.

Today is Tuesday, and we are back to annoy you with some horrible advice and some bad examples.

I love being back.

I can't.

I don't.

Do you like sports?

You don't like sports.

You can't really care.

Me like athletes.

I like athletes, yes. I love football and baseball's a little slow, but I love it. I just have to be in the mood to like want to go to games. Like I don't know. I don't always like I'm not that girl like always wants to go. But like when i do it's like so much fun you probably don't know

this guy he's a player his name is tim anderson he's a baseball player no he plays for the chicago

white so i will not know him no so he is a short stop mm-hmm am i dating him or why are we

talking about him should i, well, apparently.

Well, listen to this shit.

So really don't care about baseball, but this story caught my eye because, wow, what?

Things have really fucking changed.

So this guy, let's see, actually, what he, how much he's valued at.

I don't know.

I hadn't Google that first.

I'm scared. Just remind me more how poor by telling me how much I got made. Big, big bucks. Big. Big bucks. 25 million six year contract. That's just one of his contracts. L.O.L. Insane. Okay. So, okay. Let's give him more publicity.

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