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Almost Adulting with Violet Benson

Violet Benson

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🗓️ 19 December 2023

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Hey Besties! It's a trooper Tuesday here at Almost Adulting because, despite the sniffles and a touch of the flu, Violetta is here, powering through for all of you! She's got a pocket full of stories from the hills, where everyday encounters with crows, hawks, and even a rumored tiger (spoiler: it's a chubby cat) unfold.

But wait, there's more! Violetta spills the tea on her pet love affair with Charles, with tales of Charles #1, #2, and #3’s tragic and heartbreaking end. The current surviving pet? None other than Charles #4, also known as Pancakes! Get ready for a rollercoaster of animal antics and the heartwarming saga of Pancakes' eight-year reign in Violetta's home. Tune in for the laughs, love, and a glimpse into the wild side of living in the hills!

If you want to be featured on the next episode, send an email to [email protected] or call Violetta at 424-278-4268 and leave an anonymous voicemail!

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What to Listen For:

00:00 Intro
01:35 Have you ever been so sick you thought you were going to die?
04:29 We aren’t rewarded for doing the work even when you’re sick
07:46 The weirdest, most vivid lucid dreams
08:34 Crows and hawks keep sh*tting on my balcony
16:39 Have you ever seen an owl walking?
17:13 Fun fact about deers
18:29 Woke up with something looking at me by the window
19:19 What else have I seen in the hills?
22:40 I think I killed a lizard
26:32 I tried to save a bird because I’m a good person
31:53 One day, my mom brought a live fish for us to eat
34:03 Charles number 3 was a snake
34:19 Pancakes is actually Charles number 4

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0:00.0	I freaking cut off one of its fingers on accident.
0:04.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:06.7	It's vile events in your favorite meme queen and the big sit you didn't ask for,
0:10.6	but see them.
0:12.1	Welcome to almost adulting. Are you ready?
0:20.0	Hey besties and welcome to a brand new almost adulting if you're wondering Vee what's going on with your voice have you been
0:28.3	Smoking 75,000 times a day for the last week in order to sound like this? No, I am sick. So today you
0:37.1	get to have that scratchy cigarette smoking Hollywood voice, you're welcome.
0:44.6	Welcome to a brand new, almost adulting.
0:46.9	It is the largest self-love podcast and movement.
0:50.1	It is your number one destination for personal growth and mental health.
0:53.7	I'm your big sister and your host violetta.
0:56.4	I wanted to kind of quickly start this episode before my Adderall kicks in and I get more serious. I am just full of love and full of meds and really quick I just want to say hey everyone to my non-Jewish friends
1:11.2	happy Mary Chrysler.
1:15.0	Merry Christmas and happy Kwanza as well.
1:19.3	Happy Hanaka even though that's over.
1:21.4	And whatever other holidays everyone celebrates and happy holidays.
1:26.0	It's not even funny. I just... Okay, have you ever been so sick?
1:39.2	You're finally a little bit better and just everything is just so funny because you genuinely just
1:47.7	Thought you were gonna die any obviously it's an exaggeration, but is there anything worse than when you are so sick and it's so agonizing and you pray to God and you say God
1:58.6	Please heal me. I promise I will be a better person once I'm better and then you get better and you're not a better person
2:07.1	You completely forget the wish you made and you take for granted again, you know being alive being able to alive, being able to breathe well, being able to not throw up every two seconds.
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