I'm very concerned about Mr. D. Simon, two cats.

I believe this is how animal hoarding starts.

And this means that Harrison may have to stage an intervention.

Not sure who he can recruit for that.

It's going to be difficult.

As for a name for the new cat, let me suggest Quigree.

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I'm Harrison. Harrison, you look like exhausted. I would say you look overworked, but you're unemployed, so I don't know what the fuck you've been doing. I don't even know what. But you look like you've been up for like three days straight. What's going on? Yes and yes. Last night, I, and this is the first for me, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, you know, in a, a, uh, I, I, you know, in front of people, yes, but in a public park where it's technically illegal, no. I guess I've never had sex in a park. And allegedly I did it, right? I don't know if I'm admitting to, I don't even know. I've been sex at a beach before. Right. Like, I mean, is that a public park? I guess that is, but that for some reason, I've done that too, but that doesn't count. Actually, you know, I take that.

You know, I've done that too.

That doesn't count.

Actually, you know, I take that. You know, I've had sex at an elementary school playground. Not with an elementary school child. I'm saying that me and my girlfriend at the time had sex in like the jungle gym or whatever that was. It's a good way to get on the registry. I know, you know, but I mean, you're like, I was probably 17.

Right.

So would that, would I still be a sex offender? Well, then no. Now yes. Yeah, now I probably would. Now it's like you send a dick pick to a, you know, when you're 16 to your 15 year old girlfriend, done. Sex offender. Sex offender for the rest of your life. Yeah. So you risk being on the registry to go have Saxon in public park. Yes.

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