Now the shotgun's starting golf is full of mathematics, there's a lot of a lot of setup work that we have to do in order to make a tournament work, so I'm going to demonstrate to you just exactly how we do a shotgun start here.

And here we go.

All right, all right, all right.

Get to men! Start your Indian!

Greetings and welcome to a Monday edition of the shotgun start. It is January 16th. Andy, how are we doing?

Brendan! I'm doing great. My microphone has COVID or something. It's sick. I can't work for some reason. I haven't been able to figure it out. I'm not a technical guru, so I'm on my AirPods. I apologize in advance for the audio.

Okay, that's all right. I'm just, yeah, we're worse for the wear after a long weekend. Just jump, just roll it into work on a late Monday morning. We figured we'd record today, wait to see what happened late in the Sony Open. I don't know, it's a holiday if people are commuting.

If you're forced to work, your company, you know, maybe is racist. If you're forced to work, you should not be working today.

You're saying that and we're working. We're recording a podcast. We wait for nothing. We have to post it on Monday every time.

I have follow-up evidence in the provisional pedant as we call them. You want to start with this. I want to start with this.

See with him, great player. One of my favorites wins the Sony Open historic, you know, he is one of your favorites. You're probably looking for affirmation. Yeah.

Action fact, Sunday round. And you want to, you want to talk, you want to follow up about a provisional.

I think that's where we ended last week. And this is where we're going to start this week. SGS golf advice. It's just a quick follow. I don't know. We don't need to go for 45 minutes about it.

I read the follow-up and I think it's damning to your sort of leniency and giving this guy wanted to be friends with every Tom Dick and Harry who's been a bad guy in the past.

And here's the follow-up. Let's put your coffee out there from Justin. Thank you for taking my case. If you haven't listened to the original go back, SGS golf advice, usually Friday afternoons, but we'll do occasional follow-ups, I suppose.

Thank you for taking my case. Given the lack of a unanimous ruling, I feel it necessary to submit to the court further evidence on my behalf that may sway the honorable Andy.

In my previous report, I failed to mention that the provisional pedant, as we've turned him, termed him now, did not stop with me. Not long after I fell victim to the Tom Foolery that took place in the short part four to be strike again against the teammate of mine.

Of course, the quote, fool me once adage can and should be applied here to my team for allowing the kid to opportunity to lead us to stray one more, more than once. I mean, yeah, that is true.

Next time you play these guys and you have a you have a questionable OB ball and you're hitting the second one, you should be a dick right back and scream provisional, like run up to him and yell in his face, provisional.

But nonetheless, it doesn't help my grudge. And although I can't say with 100% certainty, according to my memory and a deep dive into available online high school golf statistics from 2011 or 12, I believe the second indictment came in our district tournament.

He brought his clever trick into the playoffs. Part of me respects the kid for committing full out to his coaches, cabal, but recalling the second episode is only budged the grudge higher up the higher hierarchy of tension.

It seems that all this reflection has escalated things to full on spite. I feel the prospect of us flipping burgers and throwing back cold ones on the porch to sail out of play, not in like where he suggested my first T ball of being 10 years ago.

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