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Duck Call Room

Si Robertson Does the Weirdest Thing with Lemons

Duck Call Room

Si Robertson & Justin Martin

Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture

55.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Uncle Si is a lemon man in the most extreme way possible. Jay Stone hurts his back thanks to Phil Robertson. In a surprising turn of events, Si bails on duck hunting. Martin and the boys talk about the most ducks and fish they've ever seen. Stone explains what it means to marry someone who can help you get to heaven. John-David's wife learns the hard way that kitchen shortcuts can be risky. And the boys are asked to help name a baby girl. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yes, yes, yes.

0:06.9

So what, how did you morning go? You slept at 10 a.m.? Look, no, I had no alarm set,

0:11.6

4.15. Yeah. My wife's tapping my own head because it's going off the

0:15.4

end of the year. So I get up, get dressed, drive down there, just keep it there. I'm always

0:20.5

feel 20 minutes away. It's always the first man there. So I'm sitting there, you know,

0:24.7

on that well, feeling a whole crew comes in on his truck, three people, two people with you.

0:31.5

Then Jace drives up the highway on, took him like 20 minutes to get out of the truck,

0:36.0

finally walked by and I said, Stone's showing up today and I just feel that too. And he said,

0:40.1

well, he's supposed to. So I sit there the whole time, so I just shut the key off, I said,

0:45.4

what about doing there? So finally I just said, well, hey, it was close to, you know, 530 after,

0:53.6

hey, I was going to tell Dean goodbye, he's going back to Mississippi after duck, so I just pulled

0:59.8

out and he was going and they coming down the road. So I stopped, you know, and they backed up

1:04.4

and don't say what's going on? You feeling bad? I said, no, he feeling bad. I just said,

1:08.3

I come to my senses, ain't going to waste my darn time. I said, I said, I had a real good day

1:15.6

yesterday, you killed ducks in the morning and you know, and you all had a deer that we wanted

1:20.4

to shoot and he come out there and we popped him and hey, we're back in the house by the

1:24.5

old seven o'clock. So you killed your big old buck, big? Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, I feel good,

1:28.4

so eight point. Hey, I ask you. Old meat hook. Meat hook. So you got that accomplished.

1:33.3

Yeah, and hey, I made a perfect shot on him. He sure did. Oh, oh, yeah, the nurse

1:38.5

practitioner's fallen wrong, you know, and I looked at it because I've got Carl, before I know

1:43.3

who's calling now. Oh, he back on that call, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, come back. So Yango hang up on it.

1:48.4

Look, I had a hundred people calling me asking for money. So now my wife, all she does is pick

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