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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2015

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Upfront Theater in Bellingham, Greg kicks around Kenny Loggins, Kate Brown and kangaroos.

Transcript

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0:19.8

Ray Herr string

0:28.4

fleeing

0:29.7

The upfront theater where a fine improv is seen almost every night and no alcohol is

0:35.3

served.

0:36.3

Or is it beer?

0:37.3

I forgot we're in the Northwest.

0:39.9

You can't leave the house without a coffee or a beer or a beer flavored coffee or a coffee

0:43.9

flavored beer with cannabis in it.

0:46.8

We are of course in Washington state and I couldn't be more delighted because there's

0:49.9

something you can do in Washington state that the land of the free should have had billions

0:53.7

of years ago.

0:54.7

Of course, billions of years ago we were just molten white people waiting to invade another

0:58.7

continent.

1:01.9

And that's the fact that you can walk into a store and buy marijuana like a grown-up here

1:05.4

by simply showing your identification.

1:08.1

We went to one today.

1:09.1

I won't say with who or anything.

1:13.0

We were just rolling around Bellingham like you do.

1:15.4

Let me set the scene for people living out there in a poopcast land.

1:18.5

When I say living, I of course mean dwelling.

1:21.1

When I say dwelling, I mean, habitating out at the bitter hinterlands of the end of the

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