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who give an incredible deep tie on that. I'm Lauren DeYoung Shulman. I'm Erin Simpson. And I'm

right eyeing dark plum. And we are back. And finally, just as we begin our episode, my dog has

finished eating her dinner and drinking her water all at one time, which I appreciate. Thank you,

Eliza. So we were recording today

on Monday, October 27th, when I was in the car this morning on the way to a doctor's appointment,

I learned that the French had arrested two of the people who had apparently broken into the Louvre

and stolen the crown jewels.

And much to my disbelief slash sladness, it was not the Pink Panther Gang or anyone else like weirdly famous.

It was like two randos.

But a more important question that I really have for everybody is if you were going to do an art heist, which museum would you target?

I mean, the smaller European ones, although not that the Louvre is small,

seem to have much less security, right?

Like people with some frequencies seem to just walk in and take things off walls and walk out.

That's how, like, Edward Munch the scream got stolen once upon a time.

Oh, I don't know. Maybe,

hmm, that's it. That's, that's, that's a good, that's a good question. I have to, I mean,

I guess I like Picasso, but like stealing Picasso's doesn't seem to have, it's kind of,

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