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Shutdown Fullcast: Recasting King Of The Hill

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2015

⏱️ 11 minutes

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The part where Jason recasts King of the Hill with college football coaches, aka the really funny part. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Do you have a question, Jason, from a reader?

0:03.2

I do, from my friend Butt Pocket on Twitter.

0:07.4

Hey, Butt Pocket.

0:09.9

Bass Pro Shop Jones, aka.

0:12.4

You're casting a live action King of the Hill film,

0:15.2

which CFB coaches do you cast?

0:17.7

Okay, so this is basically which college football coaches are,

0:22.0

which King of the Hill character is saying,

0:24.0

I've got to hand-brog this down for us.

0:25.6

First is going to be a diversion from the assignment

0:29.8

and it's Bill Doe-Treeve.

0:32.4

He's Baylor because they both fucked Ann Richards, right?

0:36.4

I forgot that about Bill.

0:38.0

Yeah, Bill had like these random successful

0:41.2

romantic encounters, including one of the governor of Texas,

0:44.4

who just happens to be Baylor's best friend.

0:46.4

Sergeant Bill.

0:48.0

Colonel, I think.

0:49.4

He's something.

0:51.2

I thought he was a Sergeant Barber.

0:53.2

He was the, he was something like he was the only man

0:56.8

who could cut Hank's hair square enough or something like that.

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