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Le Batard & Friends Network

SHUTDOWN FULLCAST - DIY DISASTERS, PART 2

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.98.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Like a field trip that gets cut short early, we simply had too many people making terrible choices to fit into one Do-it-yourself Disasters episode, so we constructed another. It is not up to code and it keeps popping random breakers and the wall has a bubble in it now but I’m pretty sure it’s fine. Stories include: The three words you need to make any great story Dad vs. the Winter Heating Bill (David Byrne voice) We Built A Door To Nowhere Your body is a series of buttholes Florida Dad Turns Bathroom Into “Wine Room” The sequel to the Legend of Double Broom: Double Ladder How to turn internet pornography into a gaming system Visit preownedairboats.com to buy stickers that we don’t recommend you use to tape your bathroom sink back together Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Sometimes it's nothing quite like a muck delivery.

0:02.7

A big Mac in your bedroom before a big night on the town.

0:06.8

Snuggling up on the sofa with a box of chicken selects.

0:10.4

A night of the cooking with a qualsapanoid cheese.

0:13.5

Being indoors with muck nuggets when it's raining outside.

0:16.7

On munching fries, just because it's Friday.

0:19.9

There's nothing quite like a muck delivery.

0:23.4

Participating restaurants only, serving times in delivery fees apply,

0:26.2

service charge may apply, see the muck dogs app,

0:28.1

Uber Eats or Just E for more details.

0:58.1

Here's one from Pete.

1:24.2

A high school friend's parents decided to remodel their house

1:27.3

while she spent a semester abroad.

1:29.6

They had no experience or expertise in construction or architecture.

1:33.8

This resulted in them adding a story on top of their existing two-story house

1:38.4

without removing the previous roof but instead building around it.

1:42.4

Yes.

1:43.4

One door in quote the addition opened to the enclosed roof,

1:48.1

which was a good spot to have a beer.

1:50.6

They had another door that just opened to absolutely nowhere,

1:54.2

which was the sudden death door.

1:57.8

What do you mean by nowhere?

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