Shutdown Fullcast 8.11: Every Spring Football Story / Nature Is Your Killing Friend / Jason Can Name 2 Egg Dishes

Shutdown Fullcast

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🗓️ 3 April 2018

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Spring football is here, and so are the same spring football stories you have heard for the last ten years and will hear for the next eleven. Therefore, we decided to focus on important non-football things, like egg preparations and Pearl Jam and Sean Connery movies and Pitt's football schedule and video game bear assassins. Good job, us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast. Oh man, I'm coming to you live from a hotel room tonight.
0:09.0	That's so exciting. When you're in a hotel room on a weeknight and it's not because
0:13.4	your house burned down, but because it's spring break, which is not really a holiday for adults.
0:20.4	But here we go. It is for hold on. Don't leave divorced adults out of this. They're
0:26.3	people. Sad, confused, horny people. Well, in your case, whenever Notre Dame is mentioned
0:34.9	because Ryan being the most erotic Notre Dame fan. I want to be clear. Notre Dame football.
0:42.1	I'm not, I think it would be weird. And in poor taste, if I said that, the Notre Dame women
0:48.7	winning a college basketball championship made me horny. So I'm not saying that. Was it awesome?
0:54.2	Yes. Do I think we need a German word for that feeling you have when a school that you really
1:01.0	don't like in one sport wins championship in some completely other sport and you're okay
1:06.1	with it. If not good with it. Yes, I do. Am I horny about it? No. Not. I want that out there
1:12.6	right now. Nobody's horny. Nobody on this podcast is horny. Speak for yourself, buddy. Oh, Jesus.
1:20.6	Correct. You're correct. It's not. I'm in a holiday in. Holiday is not the most erotic.
1:26.2	Not the most erotic hotel chain. You know, it's a certain brand of eroticism. Okay. Sure.
1:39.4	You know, that's like saying that, you know, that's like saying that that, you know, Notre Dame
1:47.0	is a certain form of eroticism. We're just randomly assigning the value to it. I don't, I don't
1:53.0	really see the charm in a holiday and mostly because all the day ends are just they're kind of old.
1:57.9	I mean, I know they're not actually old old. You know, now mind you, it's not a remata. I
2:03.3	just see remata as like being completely. There's no romance in a remata. Right. There's like
2:09.4	eight of them left. They're old. They're derelict. They're sad. They're dull. Just waiting for the
2:14.4	police to condemn them for something. Yeah. There's one in Atlanta that's like a remata that they
2:23.4	just like put an extra an in order to not copyright infringed. And you can come some family just bought
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