Shutdown Fullcast 7.35 - Be The Most Alan You Can Be

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🗓️ 26 October 2017

⏱️ 45 minutes

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What kind of person do you want to be? Do you want to be a Georgia fan, convinced that no matter how much logic and skill favor you, you still won't beat Florida, awash in irrational doubt and fear? Do you want to be a TCU fan, confident that you'll avoid the mistakes Oklahoma made against Iowa State, and maybe overlooking danger in your future? Do you want to be a UNC well no don't do that, that's a bad idea. Be an Arizona or Arizona State fan instead. Better yet: BE AN ALAN. Alans are fun, often at the expense of their own safety and the happiness of those around them. Alans are self-destructive but know there's no other way. No, not all Alans are LSU fans. But all LSU fans are Alans. This is just science. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast
0:02.4	To express edition today. It's the Chili's too the airport edition that you can just digest real quickly
0:10.2	Nothing's happened this week in life and especially not in sports media. So why don't we just move on?
0:15.4	Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
0:17.7	Dude what why how would I have
0:20.6	Listen, I know this isn't public information yet, but I've had some very
0:24.6	Promising discussions without backstake house. How is that not sports media? I am life
0:30.6	We're gonna lose you and you're gonna become like if Larry Culpepper wasn't lame and wore a gigantic
0:37.8	Fried onion costume. So go ahead. No, no, no go ahead. Tell us the story about how you're going to
0:44.0	Overshadow us all and leave us go ahead, but you know how this story ends, right?
0:48.4	I'll I'll be so I'll be so like the hubris will be so inflated at that point that I'll be like I am
0:54.6	I am a I am a crispy golden god
0:57.2	None can touch me and I'll think that the onion costume shields me from bullets and the secret service is gonna kill me
1:07.8	I mean, that's kind of this kind of an awesome way to go
1:12.0	Or this I want this I want somebody to actually in the middle of an assassin like an assassination attempt happens
1:18.5	Okay down the road. I want you to get a good long run in this. Okay. This is when President Dwayne the Rock Johnson takes office in three years, right?
1:26.1	so
1:28.1	or two right
1:31.6	and
1:33.0	So when President Dwayne the Rock Johnson is under threat, right because President Dwayne the Rock Johnson in the movie
1:39.4	He will play himself even though he was already president because it's all it's all leading up to a series of movies where he is
1:45.9	President after being president, right, right? Right?
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