Welcome to the shutdown forecast. Oh man. This is our review episode for week five of

The 2017 college football season. I say that in case somebody's listening to this in a bomb shelter ears from now going

What did this society so talented and yet so mad that it incinerated itself and left me to live in the tunnels beneath what was once this burden earth

What did they value?

Yeah, we just talked about football y'all that's it just whistle passed our own graveyard

Talk about football

Then you'll listen to this podcast and think ah I envy the dead

They don't have to listen to this anymore

Lucky you we the only thing that survived

Nuclear hellfire you're welcome

Hope we're hope we're little little Jordan little Jordan Humphrey the ninth sitting there. Hey, hey, Radist

Hey, Radist five stars on iTunes mutant cockroaches that have learned how to use shotguns. Thanks y'all go cockroaches

Tell people about it on Facebook because y'all still probably on Facebook Facebook is still be around yeah, yeah

This is week five and week five is the point where I think it comes time for every rational person

Following a football team to admit it's time to fire everybody y'all fire them all

Fire everybody

Time to fire everybody's time check those buyouts

Because the things that you hope for in life. They're not happening. They're really they're not happening for so many of you

So many of you not Alabama fans

Rest of college football hello everyone else don't listen to this

Everyone is like a bam of fan don't listen to this you don't count

You're playing first pot in the AFC South admit it

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