Shutdown Fullcast 7.11 - The ACC Coastal Preview

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🗓️ 28 June 2017

⏱️ 54 minutes

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ACC Coastal time! At least once we spend a few minutes talking about The Price Is Right and Monopoly and sadness, but they're sort of on topic actually. Then we discuss:Why Brad Kaaya was very smart to leaveThe meaninglessness of UVA in 2017Georgia Tech, the ACC's best roller coasterHow Pitt loses four games and breaks the Playoff system completelyA caller predicts that Virginia Tech loses 10 gamesWho's older: David Cutcliffe or Vladimir Putin?Larry Fedora's failure to develop his Instagram Leg game Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast. I know you've been thinking. What? What? Do we need more?
0:08.0	Then another preview episode and I'm about to tell you a preview episode about the ACC
0:15.6	coastal. Woo! Yay! You have the reaction that people get when they are not
0:25.6	competing for a new car on the prices right when they're like a dinette set. The dinette set
0:33.7	is a real, that's a real belt looper. Have I ever dropped the opposite of a pants dropper?
0:42.4	Right. It's putting on a second belt. It's a belt faster. Have I ever told you about the worst
0:47.6	showcase I've ever seen on the prices right? No. So it was this older woman. She got to go first and
0:57.6	then this like USC student, this girl who was going to USC, she got to go second. So first showcase is
1:05.7	just like three European vacations and you know they do it in the prices rights style where they're
1:10.9	like and after you're done enjoying the city of light you're off to Rome and this woman's just
1:18.1	like yeah hell I'm old and I'm not going to have this opportunity again. I'm bidding on that one
1:23.5	which why would you not? USC girl is definitely disappointed but she hangs in there because you know
1:29.4	hopefully package two will also be of use. Package two and remember she goes to college
1:35.8	in Southern California. Package two contains the following things. A brass baby crib,
1:43.3	a bunch of fake Hawaiian silk plants and a snowmobile. There are there are mountains nearby. That's true.
1:56.4	There are babies nearby right and and the babies can't get sick eating the fake Hawaiian silk plants.
2:03.7	Yeah I don't see what the prop listen lady times are tough times are tough at least they didn't send you to
2:09.6	Rome Georgia. I'm pretty sure Jesus is just like yeah I've been $75 I specifically don't want to win
2:15.6	those prices please. Is there some fascinating story winding out from this collection of objects
2:21.9	that equals massive bartered wealth? Is this a bartered challenge where they say we'll give you a
2:27.3	brass crib some silk plants and a snowmobile and in six months come back and you better have a mansion.
2:32.7	McGiver this shit lady. Economic McGiver. This is the world's worst fallout game.
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