Welcome to the shutdown forecast and we're we're doing preview mode as much as you can say we ever have done anything remotely resembling a preview of a college football conference.

Or a mode or a mode or anything consistently really other than poor audio quality and hasty planning.

Well, no preview preview fits here because it's like when you're when you're buying something online, you're like check out your cart and that's your preview and and this is your chance to bail don't buy this podcast.

Empty the cart also it's not a review so what else could it be we're not talking during the game.

Fuck we should do that.

Oh, totally the review preview during the game the simul cast that we only release like eight hours after the fact.

Yeah, no, I'm all I'm all for this we should do this during the season.

Good, that's somehow we've made this podcast worse than five minutes.

Um, who are we were amazing.

Who are we reviewing we're doing, uh, let's see we're doing the big 12 correct.

Yes, God's most confusing math conference.

Yes, the big 12, which has how many teams.

10.

10 for now.

I hesitate because Texas Tech are you team.

You're half a team must be honest and also because you never know when Oklahoma's president might strike and just add seven teams when nobody's looking.

Or when Texas will just say fuck it.

Fuck it. We're splitting into six teams and five of them are gone to the other conferences.

I really, I really enjoy that Texas is the glue that holds the whole thing together and every other team in the conference just fucking hates them.

It's like it's sort of like when you know before no fault divorce when you're like yeah you got to come up with the reason be like ah fuck.

All right, I'll hire a private investigator and hopefully we can catch Texas fucking some other conference.

If Texas is the glue it's literally crazy glue and all right.

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