Shutdown Fullcast 7.01 - Not Dead Yet, Sorry

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2017

⏱️ 55 minutes

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The Fullcast was gone for a little while, and now it isn't. Naturally, it's time for some meaty football talk about topics like: - Richard Spencer, and how dumb it is to appeal to racists in the South by telling them football is bad - Alex Jones and the neurology of chili consumption - The path to a Rutgers spot (or two) in the College Football Playoff - Florida Atlantic's new recruiting hashtag #BLOWEDUP18 - Kentucky's TaxSlayer Bowl Attendee rings - American Gladiators and Disney (not related, missed opportunity by us) - Mark Davis. Just a banner episode for dumb white guys! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome the fuck got the festive one to the shutdown forecast. Yeah, we took two weeks off.
0:11.4	Sometimes people need that. Sometimes, you know, sometimes people need a little break.
0:16.9	Sometimes people have travel plans. They barely have, you know, awareness or control up.
0:22.1	They can't get on the same schedule. It's mostly my fault, y'all.
0:25.4	Can I ask a question? If I sent you an itinerary tomorrow for a one way one way flight.
0:34.0	Would you just be like, oh fuck, I forgot. I guess I got to go to the airport and get on that plane.
0:40.4	Yeah, it's dicey. It's dicey at all times.
0:47.8	But you wouldn't ask any questions, right? You wouldn't be like, I don't remember booking that trip,
0:52.9	because you never remember booking any of your travel.
0:57.5	Nope, nope. I would definitely just take what you handed.
1:02.2	Boy, going to Cape Town. I'm excited to see what I'm going to do there.
1:06.0	Are there airport codes that Spencer would totally not recognize?
1:10.7	Absolutely. Absolutely. BWR.
1:14.6	But I don't know where that is. Buffalo Wild Rings.
1:19.0	It's a Sonic the Hedgehog level.
1:22.6	No, it's the Buffalo New York Olympic Park for the 2078 Olympics.
1:28.5	That Buffalo probably win because that's how it's a little yeah, because it'll be 95 degrees in Buffalo then.
1:35.0	They'll be like the winter Olympics. What happened? You're like, wow,
1:37.5	Russians bought a lot of real estate in Buffalo. Weird.
1:40.2	Weird that the Olympics have suffered so much in terms of a crash of prestige over the past 20 years.
1:46.3	Seriously, in 2070, like we joke about it, Birmingham's getting the Olympics.
1:53.0	Fuck. Oh my god. That's how low red it'll be then, right? Even Birmingham will qualify.
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