Welcome to the shutdown forecast.

We discussed college football loosely.

We are fond of this program in particular

of making fun of the Michigan man,

University of Michigan, enjoying a football renaissance

after many years in the wilds, in the woods,

in the UP of the sport, if you will.

Finally, finding its way back to civilization

under the management of Jim Harbaugh.

I would ask, however, that we explained a little bit

of what we do with the Michigan man.

Typically, we think of the Michigan man as the refined man

of college football, the noble poet warrior of the grid iron.

Nay, the one who beholding the squalor of southern states

and their devotion to football above all else, says, no, no.

We are but the exception to this.

We alone hold the fires of amateurism

and the noble student athlete while you

enter the dark ages of a professional sport

that you don't have to pay your players and stats.

That's kind of what we make fun of the Michigan man for.

Did I miss anything?

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