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Shutdown Fullcast 4.62 - The Worst Super Bowl Episode Possible

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2017

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Other than Jim Harbaugh Things, which are always happening because they can't not happen, the college football world is pretty quiet for the time being. Fortunately, there's the Super Bowl! Which we don't really talk about that much, other than to spread a few lies about Boston. There are also questions about regional food because that's the main thing this podcast is about. Again, we're not sure why you listen to it in the first place. Or why we make it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to the shutdown forecast. Ah, we're in the booth today live in New York City. It's so cramped. I hate it.

0:08.8

I'm gonna take a selfie right now as we're talking of how bad this is because you have to understand we're in a dark booth that I think is about three

0:18.4

by three by three. It's pretty close. Yeah, and probably about seven feet in height. Yeah, I'm guessing because there's really not a whole lot of room in here.

0:27.2

And Ryan and I both were American size. Imagine imagine. Are you about 240 right now? No, I'm not that big. Jesus. I don't you're thick. I don't know. Maybe your bones are heavy, man.

0:40.2

This episode is already gone up to a terrible start. Okay, imagine a chubby. I'm about to I'm because I'm I'm about two thirty five right now. Right. Right. Right. This is a compliment from Spencer. I know by the way.

0:51.5

Imagine what is your weight? Is it higher? That's good. Imagine a chubby Harry sweaty Doctor Who episode. And that's this is. Yeah, that's that's what we're looking at. You may not even able to get light in here. I think we can do it. Oh yeah, no, this is this is really bad. We're extremely we're extremely cramped in here. Um, and that's a terrible photo. Good. Good. So we're getting off to a great start for the full cast Ryan and I are cramped together. There's also hearing that while also looking up and seeing like trees swaying in the breeze. Hmm. That's great. And I'm going to be able to see you. I'm going to be able to see you. I'm going to be able to see you. I'm going to be able to see you. I'm going to be able to see you. I'm going to be able to see you. I'm going to be able to see you. I'm going to be able to see you.

1:21.5

Things are better down here. Yeah, Jason Kurt. Why I've got to look at my life if a person who I think likes me and is a friend is like, yeah, you run 240 right. God damn. Oh, that's a good thing. Ryan's Ryan's proportionally like, you know, T.H.I.C.C. You're a thick dude. You're like full back size. Like a black hole. Yeah, right. So I'm just thinking I'm like, he probably weighs more than me. It's just dark matter. I'm just you know, I'm guessing. I'm kind of a slight to 35. Let's see if when Spencer

1:51.5

gives you a high number that means you have a lot of power. Oh, wait, hold on. I'm going to turn this around. I'm going to focus on the positive here. This is the last episode with Spencer and I on the shutdown full cast at all. Congratulations, Jason. Yeah, it's your show now. The only way going forward. We took a poll. We said you could kick off me or Spencer or both me and Spencer and overwhelmingly people pick both me and spent. So what we're going to do is we're just going to shut that door. And everyone outside of that.

2:21.5

The door is now on the show. There will be no more gator talk. And also the show is canceled. Cool. So just be clear. Everybody not on this show. So Clay Travis is on the show now. Yep. Me and Clay. Cool. You clay. Just doing clay and money. That's doing with all those. Just as the PC that all those PC bro monies. I think I think a podcast with you Clay Travis and Bermani Jones. I don't think Jason gets to say a word.

2:51.5

I'm going to do a podcast where all I do is accuse other people of being the things you're insecure about. We're going to make billions. Cool. Right. That's why you called me 240. Exactly.

3:01.5

Dude, I'm envious. If I can be a solid 240, that'd be great. Instead, I got to be like a Chick-fil-A 240. It's not a good 40.

3:21.5

Like 240. I'd look like a bunch of gymnastic foam blocks stuffed into a garbage bag. It's not good. What is that? What is that moving assembly of kickboards doing exactly?

3:35.5

This is all compliment. Did anything happen this week in college football? Let's see. We did have Jim Harba going to Rome, which I'm very fond of. But that's not even the first Jim Harbaugh story we wanted to talk about. Right.

3:51.5

I don't know the circumstances of why or how, but that's true of almost every Jim Harbaugh story. So let's just assume that that's the preface. He decided to meet up with the guy who hit him with his car when Jim Harbaugh was like in grade school, like a six year old or something. And just took a picture with him just to be like, hey, this is me and the guy who I dart out in the road and he hit me. Here we are. We're buddies.

4:21.5

So is this Jim Harbaugh super villain origin story? Like this is this where he got everything that's wrong with him that has made him who he is? I guess so. Like like like Spider-Man was bitten by a spider now a spider powers. What is what is what is the accident do here? What did the car give him? It turned him into a car. Man, all he does is go. Yeah, but I think it yeah, he all it does is go. I think it had to be hit with a muscle car. Right. So he's probably infused with the spirit of I want to say a slightly false

4:51.5

one like sure. Not even a muscle car. Let's go like AMC Gremlin. Right. It had like 400 horsepower, but it was all in the back wheels. So you couldn't keep it on the road. That's that's Harbaugh right there. Give him a super power. I guess milk is the human equivalent of gasoline. So that yeah, an obsolete fuel that would say something. Something that's really, really good and solid for about 11 weeks. And then that 12th week just all shit just all falls apart.

5:21.1

That's like any road trip. Yeah, that's I also like this because it's Jim Harbaugh competing. That's all it is Jim Harbaugh is not going to have an enemy because that would mean losing. Right. Right. He's winning in every social interaction. Like he's probably he's probably friends with Aaron Rogers family. Oh, yeah, just to show Aaron Rogers that he can be better at it than he is. I bet Shelley Meyer loves it. He's like, man, Jim Harbaugh is the best and Irvin's like, I want to have one zero. Who are you? Why are you here in my office?

5:51.4

He's not even remotely crazy like my husband. No, it's me. Yeah, no, he's yeah, he's a little bit different.

6:00.0

I would also state that if you go at Jim Harbaugh on Twitter and you go like super hard, he's going to show up at your house in six weeks. Like, hey, buddy, let's talk about that. We can spend some time together. Yeah, you want to throw the ball around a little bit. Run around. I'll show you how to run an in cut. And you'll be like, yeah, man, I called you a homosexual slur on Twitter. But you can teach me how to do this in cut.

6:21.1

It'll be great. Six minutes later, you're going to be best friends. And guess what? Jim Harbaugh wins again.

6:26.0

About one. That's a W. Yeah, life is constant recruiting. All it is.

6:32.2

It's a recruiting constant recruiting. This is this is a this man who hit him with his car. That was initially saying, no, I'm not interested.

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