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Shutdown Fullcast 4.59 - Chicken Arguments and Bowl Reflections

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Sports, Football

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

One game remains in this college football season, so, appropriately, we spend a bunch of time on this episode talking about fried chicken restaurants. Theoretically there is also discussion of: - Ohio State's very poor showing/the Clemson Credit Card - New coaches that may be headed for rough first years - Press box fighting rankings - Teams that are likely to be hyperinflated by bowl success - Notre Dame OH YEAH WE FOUND A WAY SUCKERS - My one and only goal for 2017: to become the Bloomin Onion Mascot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to the shutdown full cast. We are going to review

0:04.7

the games of the semi-finals college football playoff. That'll probably take like two minutes

0:11.1

because let's be honest. Not real competitive. That would be more time than Ohio State's

0:16.3

been in the playoff. Mm-hmm. We're going to how many minutes if we spent as many minutes as

0:20.8

point scored for Ohio State, we'd be done. There you are folks. We've actually gone over.

0:27.3

Yeah, whoops, we've we've surpassed Ohio State. That's cool. And if we did seconds for a number of

0:33.2

points Washington scored, we'd be done with that as well. That's that's amazing. That's absolutely

0:39.7

amazing. What was your favorite time Washington crossed the 50 yard line? Brian, I can tell.

0:45.2

Um, I like the second time a lot. Huh. I'd go with the first one because that one was the one

0:51.6

where you could tell who hasn't hasn't been paying attention to college football this season.

0:57.5

Because like the people who haven't were like, oh, whoops, watch.

1:02.0

And you go, no, no, no, they're just letting you hit them first so they can gauge how far

1:06.5

they're gauging reach, right? They're like, oh, that's how far you are away from my.

1:10.1

There I think my grandma let you score first. They're doing the thing Kylo Ren does where

1:15.1

you know, he gets shot and he punches himself in the wound to make it hurt more. They're just

1:19.7

they're just letting you piss them off. I was going to say like in I feel like every encounter

1:25.7

the predator has in a movie. The predator gets shot first and is like cool, cool. All right. So

1:30.5

it's on. Oh, no. Okay. Yeah. You're just letting Bama know that you actually want some. That's

1:35.8

what happens when you score first. Because if you don't, I don't know what happens. I mean, I

1:41.0

guess Nick say we just fine with. Well, I guess we'll kick field goal thing in.

1:48.3

Yeah, that's fine. I'll just beat I'll just beat you up.

1:51.2

Also, hey, congratulations to our podcast for lasting longer in the college football playoffs.

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